If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
Even if you have a cat head the avacado warning. Humans are the only animal that can consume avacados without dying. So don’t do that shit.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
Soul’s sense of masculinity decreased by 5 points!
I JUST SPIT OUT MY SODA BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BONUS
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes