*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
Official costume bra/lingerie sets!!!
more details + how to order: http://www.sailormooncollectibles.com/2013/12/10/sailor-moon-x-peach-john-collaboration-bras-panties-pjs/
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
I don’t need to be swept off my feet. I don’t need elaborate dates and grand gestures. All I want is to cuddle up in bed in our sweats, watching your favorite movie and talking about life. Turning your head to kiss you whenever I want. Holding your hand. Running my fingers through your hair. That’s enough to give me butterflies.